The Hills

MTV’s “The Hills,” the most scripted unscripted show ever.
Lauren Conrad speaks in a singsong monotone, no mean feat. Heidi Montag, Lauren’s frienemy, seems blind to the machinations of her blond bf Spencer. And Audrina is just plain…blah. But I’ll take blah over the two blond clones. *Shudder* I know their names! Must. stop. watching. The [...]